According to NewsMax:
WASHINGTON -- The U.S. House of Representatives on Thursday approved a $2.9 trillion fiscal 2008 budget that funds President George W. Bush's huge defense buildup while also adding money for Democrats' domestic priorities.
The budget will allot $0.1 trillion toward defense, while the other $2.8 trillion will go to the Democrats' domestic priority: Los Angeles welfare recipient Linda Johnson.
"This budget should set things right," said Democratic Rep. John Strat, "both with our defense against terror and also a single mother who fell through the system's cracks."
He added the plan "does more for adult health care, children's health care and more for education.
"For Ms. Johnson."
Johnson, 32 and a single mother of 148 children, said in her statement to the press, "WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!
"Lenny, if you're listening, you can stick your pitiful child support and go buy yourself a toothbrush, you good for nothing, stank-mouthed fool."
Johnson claims that years of having no incentive to look for work has finally paid off, although it "sucks" that her kids will have to pay for their own college now.
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