Monday, April 9, 2007

"Star Trek" Actor Could Cause Global Warming

Scientists believe that the ashes of James Doohan, who played Scotty on the original "Star Trek" series, may become a leading cause of global warming.

On April 28, Doohan's ashes are to be loaded into a rocket and launched into space. Worried scientists state that if his ashes somehow seep out of the rocket, Doohan could possibly encircle the earth which would trap heat causing the temperature on the earth to rise.

"He was not a slight man," said scientist Phil DiPina.

DiPina mentioned that if Doohan's ashes somehow mixes with "Star Trek" creator Gene Roddenberry's ashes, which were launched into space in 1997, the "impact on earth would be devastating."

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