Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Live Earth Will Play To Billions

Top musical artists will perform the Live Earth concerts on July 7 to help raise awareness of the changing climate (aka. global warming).

Artists such as Madonna, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the Foo Fighters, among others, are participating for the sole reason of their love of the earth's future inhabitants, all of who may die from melting glaciers if the Live Earth concerts do not save them.

One of the guys from the Foo Fighters who is not Dave Grohl said, "This is going to be killer! We'll be playing not for only thousands, but the WORLD. And every magazine and newspaper will have coverage. You can't even dream of press like this! Our CD sales will shoot through the roof, man.

"Oh, yeah, and the climate."

According to the Associate Press, promoters hope that the concert will reach an audience of 2 billion people. This raises concerns of the impact on the earth's oxygen supply as a result from a giant simultaneous 2 billion-person yawn.

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