Sunday, July 15, 2007

Swimmer Endures Loss For Global Warming Awareness

According to AFP:

British adventurer and swimmer Lewis Gordon Pugh on Sunday became the first person to swim in the icy waters of the North Pole, to raise awareness of how global warming is effecting the polar ice cap.

Pugh, 37, took 18 minutes and 50 seconds to swim one kilometre (0.6 miles) in the minus 1.8-degree Celsius (28.8-degree Fahrenheit) water -- just enough time for both of Pugh's testicles to freeze and fall off.

Pugh is now worried that the fact his testicles actually fell out of the bottom of his swimming trunks will overshadow the point he was trying to make.

"I was hoping that my swim would inspire world leaders to take climate change seriously," said Pugh. "But now when they think of my swim, they'll think of my balls floating around under hundreds of feet of icy water."

A recent United Nations report claims that within the past 30 years,
the Arctic ice sheet has shrunk by six to seven percent in winter and by 10 to 12 percent in summer.

Also, it was noted that Pugh's scrotum shrunk by 78 percent before turning a light blue hue and snapping clean off.

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